The Wishing Tree


There was a trickster tree and so this kid named Jimmy walked up and said, "I want a wife" and this 700 pound mustached woman popped out. So he got mad and said "I want a car!!" and this piece of crap Ford Pinto drove out, "aRGGh!!" So the boy had an idea. "I want a Husqvarna 20" Gas Chain Saw..."

The End